ive been there once
i’ve never been there it sounds scary maybe i should reconsider plus we have to carpool at 7:45 am.

lol i’m applying to teach inside San Quentin State Prison and they continuously remind you they have a no hostage policy, so if you’re taken hostage uhhhh too bad good luck

i’m the most overly-analytical nervous person on this planet i can’t pick a flavor of frozen yogurt without knowing all the facts about that flavor and comparing its nutritional information with all the other flavors then trying to weigh a better choice based on nutrition and a scale of overall flavor satisfaction why did i just think about being a stats major until now

i gave my bf a raw vegan cookie and he’s like “something about this isn’t right something about it is healthy and it’s making it taste bad my stomach hurts now”

nicoletebr:

it zuri

nicoletebr:

it zuri

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i ate healthy and worked out a lot this week and didn’t budge. yesterday i ate frozen yogurt, biscuits and gravy, and a chicken kale salad and woke up instantly thinner

hoodbypussy:

bae

he’s inspiring me so much

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this is my favorite picture


"Who is she?"

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this is my favorite picture

"Who is she?"

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