I have a big ass frame I can be like bmi 5 and the public is like “welcome new Oakland Raiders linebacker Kimberly”
how do other white people manage to feel so persecuted on tumblr that they need to make a fucking half-assed photoset about it on the daily like the worst i’ve ever seen is ‘why can’t white people handle spicy food’ and i just read it like ‘yeah. yeah you’re right. i’m white and i buy mild salsa. you got me’
universe: oh so you’re going to the beach and you want to look cute huh? twists comes out fuzzy, fuck up ya eyebrows, dry skin, and here’s a zit.
*white house press reporter voice* excuse me president obama, but where is the lie???