May 2013
My job is counting down hours until I can leave
Anonymous asked: How'd you fracture your foot twice? And on the point of spin classes - I just find it so insufferable to stay virtually motionless. Moving along the road, at whatever pace, seems to help me, personally. How do you endure it?
Anonymous asked: Oh, and you have a fat ass.
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today tumblr taught me parenting is failing because children are out of control.
Anonymous asked: Did you get into a accident yet?
Anonymous asked: why do you choose to cycle instead of jog? Im more of a jogger myself but im curious and may switch over
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Taking pictures with money is the grossest tackiest thing you could on a social networking site.
Anonymous asked: Do you ride outside or only do spin classes?
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punkrocknick replied to your post: i dont care what music you listen to unless it’s…
why can’t we be friends if I listen to sublime?
i can’t risk being triggered
i dont care what music you listen to unless it’s sublime then we can’t form a positive relationship
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i remember when everyone used to despise Microsoft and on every forum i was a member of all you’d read is raw uncensored anti-corporate nerd rage
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4vic replied to your post: Can you post a picture of how your hair is now?
kim you are a total babe
thank you pretty lady < 33
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metalburger replied to your post: Can you post a picture of how your hair is now?
crush my head please
like khan in star trek
Anonymous asked: Can you post a picture of how your hair is now?
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why would felice fawn start another embarrassing clothing line when kids paid money and never got products from her last one ??? idg the internet.
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
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who the hell says “swear words”
Anonymous asked: you're so dramatic. sleep it off.
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i was at a show and some white girl kept swinging her head and hitting me with her gross limp hair because she thought it was cute to act really wasted and invade everyone’s personal space but i swear let me hit you with my hair you’ll wake up in 2175 and everyone you’ve ever known will be dead
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if you blame me for doing something i definitely didn’t do i will become the creature civilizations have feared since the beginning of time - coming out of the damn ocean and taking out everything and everyone, marking the beginning of the apocalypse.
Anonymous asked: I think it's more so they need evidence and an idea who the culprits are. If you got a video recording or emails then maybe they'd do something. Not denying your story or anything.
howtopeelonionlayers:
theweaponofchoice:
the police wouldn’t file a report or take their numbers. they said in order to file a report i would have had to go to the location they were trying to lure me to and get robbed or they would have had to try to physically force me into their vehicle for a report to be filed. JUSTICE.
I guess preventative measures just don’t exist anymore. People have...
Anonymous asked: Damn be safe, unfortunately people are crazy. Who knows what would have happened
Anonymous asked: I'm not familar with craiglist but is there a way you could submit a compliant about the guy to the staff.
Anonymous asked: One time I was sexually frustrated. I decided to hook up with someone I didn't know. So I placed an ad on Craigslist. Out of the 100 replies, I choose a Sam Wortington look-a-like. So i replied. After some back and forth emailing, we set a date. After the date, he walked me to my car. We were all alone at the parking lot. So he decided to rape me there and then. However, what i didn't...
the police wouldn’t file a report or take their numbers. they said in order to file a report i would have had to go to the location they were trying to lure me to and get robbed or they would have had to try to physically force me into their vehicle for a report to be filed. JUSTICE.
curriculumaesthetic asked: craigslist is super sketch, when i used it i'd always bring a friend just in case we needed to mr. miyagi a mf
actually the part i didn’t feel like weaving in there is guy 2 called me and said something similar to guy 1 and offered the same price. i said i’d call him in 20 if guy 1 didn’t buy. as soon as i get off the phone with him guy 1 called said he was in the bathroom and he’d be out. as soon as i hang up a minute later guy 2 called again and asked if it was still available. i...
Anonymous asked: What were you trying to get off of craiglist?
Ok I was joking because the person on the phone sounded really weird and creepy (trying to conceal their voice) but someone off Craigslist just tried to actually lure and kidnap/rob me now I’m going to the police.
I’m done with Craigslist only real weirdos who are thirsty for human blood use this website.
Oh my god this psycho from Craigslist is going to kill me
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hemoglobinhottie replied to your post: whenever i read someone complaining about how mean…
god that article
this is a real comment on reddit written by a real person:
“Sorry, but I’m not sorry. I no longer give you the power to make me feel ashamed of my beauty just because you aren’t beautiful yourself. (Not you specifically. ‘You’ in general.) Tell me...
I kind of want to gently cover the face of someone who works in the US education or health care system with a table cloth when they try to defend it against criticism - especially personal stories patients, children, and parents have
like shhh
sh
shhh
s-s-stop this is not about you
i hate spending money i like collecting it. sitting on it. looking at it. kissin it.
Anonymous asked: i know you have to be excited about this new kanye west album! dont you love his work?
youplayedittothebeat:
yesimbeyonce:
“FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years late
“FUCK KANYE WEST” says the rational person who can recognize an egomaniac with no talent when they see one.
Let me see your iPod.
